Christmas Pick up lines

The best Christmas pick up lines

I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abstract_Alicorn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

Because you’re annoying af
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deejaywho78
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RamenfromFuhNaff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Hey are you a Christmas gift?

Cause i wanna unwrap you and play with you in my room;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandstormnz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GGingerton3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Engel-mann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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The Christmas fire is hot

But you're way hotter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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This Christmas I want to ask santa a gift

Can you tell me your name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said β€œI can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you my Christmas present?

cuz I would love to unpack you. You could switch unpack to undress I guess
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpritualExcersise
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Hey girl, are you Christmas

Cuz I'd like to jingle your bells
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarsGen2032
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Christmas may not be coming for another month

But you could be cumming tonight Edit: But I could make you cum tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choohie_Thief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matmania
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Damn Christmas Must Have Came Early!

Cause You Are Everything I Asked For
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaFlame050906
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/typo-the-dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

But I guess you will have to do
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DAFUQDIS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Merry Christmas everyone except you

Marry me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fadyabusitta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Hey Sweety (girl's name)

Don't worry if someone tries to kidnap you. Cause i asked you for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/khalidpro2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Squibbtheboop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Damn girl, you look like a hippopotamus

Lucky for you i want a hippopotamus for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Organic-Ad-389
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maxwell_220v
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Why aren't u inside a gift box?

I wished you as my Christmas present
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smlov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl I think you just made my wish come true

Cause all I want is this Christmas is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mavvourneen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Can I take a picture of you...

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/futraf97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Can I borrow your pics?

Cuz Iβ€˜d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarovPsy4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?

Girl can I visit you between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dopedips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Merry Christmas to all the people except you my girl

Merry me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Saurabh8112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Can I borrow your Pics

Coz I wanna show santa what I want for this Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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It's nearly Christmas...

So will you be my gift this year?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/K-wis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey Girl? Are you Christmas decoration?

Because I want to hang you on a tree (proud of this one)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GDY_Benis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Are you an oven on Christmas dinner?

Because I want to put my cock inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigspocal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Because I’m gonna take you down too early and regret doing it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doyle012
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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do you like christmas?

because you can jingle my bells
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tbrouxk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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There May only be 6 days left before Christmas

But You Are already on My wish list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NicolaiMark123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesaltysaltzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Are you my Christmas present?

Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ixaruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Are you a Christmas tree?

Because you're the only one fir me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/K-wis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Dang girl, you lookin' like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TimPepJam2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Damn girl I know it's not Christmas but I have a present for you

It's chlamydia.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsxxxmma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sharique16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Hey girl, if you jingle my bells

I'll promise you a white Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/savage420mememaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Can you be a my Christmas present?

Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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If a man in a red suit kidnappes you in the middle of the night don’t be alarmed.

Because I wished for you for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Koalaninja05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and Christmas is your right leg...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MuriloMafiaBoss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Girl you look like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matthewesp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/perplixed
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Hey can I have a picture of you?

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Christmas pick up line

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready Instead of sitting on santa’s lap you can sit on my face and receive everything you’ve ever wanted
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cwall1421
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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You look like a hippo.

Lucky for you, I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/perfect_for_u
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Christmas Pickup Lines!

Christmas is coming up y'all, whats the best Christmas pickup lines you've got?!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lachieim8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz I want you for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Indian9yearolds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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I hope you stay nutritious,

This Christmas, and keep me in....YOUR WISHLIST!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamoend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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One I thought up for Christmas

Hey girl, what you doin? Girl: Nuthin, you? Oh, I was just ringin the bells on my Christmas tree, just wanted to check if you got your wings yet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scone_Zone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrazyrampageGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGreatDane_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Is it Christmas Time Already?

Because you're getting me Fraser Firm
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/topestkek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter..

Could I come over for dinner between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside. πŸ›€
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soapsuds43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpotlessMindWitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Can I take a picture of you?

It's so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tomn456
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Can I have you're photo?

.... So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reinhardass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brycep98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/captainameh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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