Infectious Pick up lines

The best Infectious pick up lines

Girl you're such an infectious disease.

I'm already in ICU after matching with you.
📅︎ Feb 04
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I thought Covid19 was infectious...

Until I saw your smile.
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey girl do you have covid-19?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)
👤︎ u/Lord_oth
📅︎ Feb 10
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Hey, did you quarantine yourself?

Because your smile is so infectious.
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey girl, is your smile infectious?

Cause I just saw you smile and now I can't stop smiling.
👤︎ u/showboom
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus ?

Cos your smile is infectious
👤︎ u/point_wave
📅︎ Mar 03
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Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
📅︎ Jan 29
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