Insert Pick up lines

The best Insert pick up lines

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
👤︎ u/HistorysWitness
📅︎ Feb 19
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Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

But you can call me TONIGHT.
👤︎ u/RajuNeupane
📅︎ Oct 12
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Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

No? Would you like some?
👤︎ u/An4kin_S4ndwalker
📅︎ Mar 14
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Hi I'm [insert name here], but you can call me hrting.

Cause I'm hurting without 'u'
👤︎ u/notlqke
📅︎ Nov 27
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Hey, i'm <insert name here>. My friends call me <insert name here>

But you can call me tonight
👤︎ u/Jean-Benoit9001
📅︎ Sep 06
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Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus
👤︎ u/MONKEEYBOY04
📅︎ Oct 11
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[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

But spending time with you would be priceless
👤︎ u/brisop
📅︎ Apr 30
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Can u help me unlock my password to my computer?

Because everytime I try something it says *insert person’s name* ‘s phone number.
👤︎ u/435RWE3R54
📅︎ Dec 04
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You: If you where a food, you would be (insert favorite food).

Them: why? You: because that's my favorite.
👤︎ u/not_my_p0rn_account
📅︎ Mar 20
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I will be your minion(Despicable Me)

If you will be my banana (Insert Minion-Banana gif)
👤︎ u/Richeythekid
📅︎ Oct 05
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It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..) Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!
👤︎ u/dabigjinj
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.
👤︎ u/VictorAuberg
📅︎ Aug 22
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"Pick up lines for... [insert gender/name here]?" posts need to be banned.

Not that I've really ever posted here rather than lurked but there's more of these posts taking up the front page and recent posts than actual pick up lines. Half of these posts don't get get comments. It's ridiculous... No idea if the mods are active still or not but that needs to be addressed I think. The actual pick up lines are just getting more and more buried. Something needs to be done to fix that. :/
👤︎ u/SocietyOfHeathens
📅︎ Aug 07
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! 👋🏻

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
👤︎ u/LegoFanNumber1
📅︎ May 18
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My friends call me "INSERT NAME HERE"

But you can call me later
👤︎ u/lochaodhan
📅︎ Nov 16
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Excuse me, you dropped something...

...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
👤︎ u/ChrisLongRod
📅︎ Sep 01
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Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)
👤︎ u/Amaturatsu
📅︎ Oct 24
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Me: Hey you drop something

Her: What did I drop Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)
👤︎ u/XChase574
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey you dropped something.

Your expectations? Hi I'm [insert name] nice to meet you!
👤︎ u/mattyTeeee
📅︎ Sep 23
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The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*
👤︎ u/NinjaBaconCupcakes
📅︎ Aug 09
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Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw Works well when you're traveling
👤︎ u/farazormal
📅︎ Jul 26
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