Face Pick up lines

The best Face pick up lines

Your face reminds me of a wrench

Every time I think of it my nut tightens up
👤︎ u/Mario1504
📅︎ Jan 24
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By any chance are you a face mask?

Because I want you to sit on my face Or Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose
👤︎ u/gandhis-left-sandall
📅︎ Jan 15
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
👤︎ u/moron88
📅︎ Jan 10
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Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

Unless you get this injection, you'll only make out with Lock Jaw
👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus
📅︎ Jan 17
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
👤︎ u/blazedarkswrod
📅︎ Jul 22
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Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 01
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Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.

💆‍♂️okay
👤︎ u/torrenter_11
📅︎ Jul 26
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
👤︎ u/imanweirdo
📅︎ Sep 23
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What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...
👤︎ u/Apprehensivepickle12
📅︎ Feb 15
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
👤︎ u/vizzlemynizzle69
📅︎ Jan 02
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Roses are red, Valentine is shit

Only thing makes me happy, Is smiling face of you
👤︎ u/ToxicKnifeEdge
📅︎ Feb 14
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I’m jealous of your mask

Bc It gets to set on your face all
👤︎ u/Professional-Tone665
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up
👤︎ u/ImplodingElephant
📅︎ Feb 17
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If I was a face-recognition enabled phone

I'd get turned on just by looking at you
👤︎ u/JackOfAllCharades
📅︎ Jun 13
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*girl caresses ur face”

“is this seat taken”
👤︎ u/AlsetLight
📅︎ Mar 08
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What do you and a face mask have in common

Without either on my face I'd die
👤︎ u/whope71803
📅︎ Jul 30
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I feel like this was already done my now but..

You can call me a twisted tea Cause I’ll bust on your face
👤︎ u/Zaniac555555
📅︎ Dec 31
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Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure 🤧

🤙🏽
👤︎ u/vth_shadow
📅︎ Jul 25
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You think this face is ugly ( pointing towards your own face)

Babe, girls die to sit on it
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Aug 14
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What are your thoughts on royalty?

Because I want to make your face my throne
👤︎ u/Alkedi44
📅︎ Jan 09
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Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

Oh! It's beauty.
👤︎ u/Grandad_Dawg
📅︎ Sep 26
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is your face a magnet?

because I'm really attracted to it.
👤︎ u/mimi-sama
📅︎ Jun 10
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Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

Cause I really want you to sit on my face
👤︎ u/Oceanman06
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey girl are you Nivea SPF 50?

Cause I wanna spread you all over my face when we go out!
👤︎ u/Lego_murderer
📅︎ Jan 15
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What's that on your face?

_Her: What?_ So much cuteness :)
👤︎ u/pussywithtushy
📅︎ May 31
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Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/mooneyshh
📅︎ Dec 15
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Girl, you look so fine...

I’ll eat your pussy like Winnie the Pooh face fucks a honey jar!
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Dec 23
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Roses are red, my face is, too.

That only happens when I'm around you.
👤︎ u/CheeseTheFox
📅︎ Feb 01
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There's something on your face ?

Is that the beautiful smile i've been looking for!
👤︎ u/thePROnoob98
📅︎ Apr 02
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Cherries are red, my face is too...

But only when I'm around you 🥰 - Day 42
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 16
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I bet your cute face won't be enough to make someone fall for you...

Damn it, I guess you just won - Day 87
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 02
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You look like you need a seat

Would you like to sit on my face?
👤︎ u/Current_Stud
📅︎ Dec 05
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Hey! There is something on your face 🧐

Nothing! just beautiful eyes 😍
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey are you a face mask

Cause Id wear you until I couldn’t breathe anymore
👤︎ u/pitbulls-cousin
📅︎ Mar 26
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Hey girl, are you a fallen angel?

Cause your face is all deformed.
👤︎ u/not_part_time_ninja
📅︎ Oct 26
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Pointing at my own face

You know this seat is saved just for you
👤︎ u/jacobs_andre_01
📅︎ Mar 09
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Have you ever put peanut butter on your face?

No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jam😉
👤︎ u/texas2bass
📅︎ Mar 30
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down
👤︎ u/InflatablePikachuGuy
📅︎ Nov 17
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Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!
👤︎ u/the_Cereal_killa
📅︎ Oct 28
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Are you a ventilator?

Because I want you on my face
👤︎ u/hassanelbardin8
📅︎ Nov 19
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Baby there’s only one thing more scary than that costume

Your face
👤︎ u/LongShlongo
📅︎ Oct 28
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I would be attractive

but my face.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey! There is something on your face

She : what?? You : nothing, just pretty eyes.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Feb 01
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Do you have a shovel?

Because Id like to bury my face in those titties
👤︎ u/Bretzel73
📅︎ Jun 01
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Girl, with a face like that, im glad were not related

Because if we were i wont be able to date you
👤︎ u/im_not_inevitable
📅︎ Dec 12
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I think I'm allergic to you...

Whenever you're around, my face becomes reddish
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 28
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Hey girl are you a Pokémon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Aug 19
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I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips
👤︎ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
📅︎ Oct 24
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Damn girl are you a brick?

Because I want you to be dropped from a ww1 plane onto my face
👤︎ u/Eatbreaddocrime
📅︎ Sep 14
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I'd break every chair in the world

Just to have you sit on my face.
👤︎ u/rhinosorcery
📅︎ Sep 10
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Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.
👤︎ u/bigshark2740
📅︎ Nov 04
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Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 29
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I can't find my mask anywhere!

Can i wear you on my face instead?
👤︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
📅︎ Sep 10
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
👤︎ u/yesss69
📅︎ Dec 31
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Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?

Cause i would love it on my face
👤︎ u/sumit_khot
📅︎ May 18
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I'm the Sun and you're the sky...

I want to make you blush with a red face when you see me.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 24
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Whats the difference between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit higher on my face
👤︎ u/Cargold22
📅︎ Jul 17
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What's that on your face? I can see that everywhere.

Oh, it's beauty!
👤︎ u/Bongstars
📅︎ Sep 24
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Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jun 24
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