Invent Pick up lines

The best Invent pick up lines

Did you invent the airplane?

*Cause you seem Wright for me.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Did you know that a person canโ€™t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blazedarkswrod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Did you invent the airplane?

Because you seem Wright for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Did you invent the airplane?

Cause you seem Wright for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/entropyconquers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Did you invent airplanes?

[NO, Why] Because you seem Wright for me!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hello_stranger-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause...

you seem Wright for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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Did you invent the plane?

Because you seem Wright for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/emozzy515
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. โ€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!โ€ AND โ€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!โ€ Change them up a little. For example: โ€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.โ€ If you really want to, you can add in a little โ€œWhat is your secret?โ€ After initial delivery Good luck boys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncรฉ said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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