Double Pick up lines

The best Double pick up lines

Are you a double order of mutton?

Because it's nice two meat ewe
👤︎ u/TrollerPilotXIV
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
👤︎ u/totally-not-bread
📅︎ Jan 06
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Does your name start with a "W"?

Because I'd like to have double you.
👤︎ u/nojuanyouknow
📅︎ Feb 20
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Damn are you the new year?

Cause you’re a solid 10/10 “Don’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double
👤︎ u/Sir-Tiedye
📅︎ Jan 02
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Pickk up linnes (not gae)

Are you macgdonaldds bc can I get a double cheesborger Big Mac 10 piece cicken nugt ice cramPiza chcikne sa;ndwoch kechup nakpin French fyies for tomaeto
👤︎ u/Rookyyyy
📅︎ Nov 25
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Say you were a glass of milk

would you let me double dip?
👤︎ u/Dubsofinstasnap
📅︎ Feb 29
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Damn girl are you an Oreo?

You looking mighty fine with that double stuffed ass.
👤︎ u/Mfali
📅︎ Aug 22
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Do you know why accountants make the best lovers?

Cause we're skilled at double entry
👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Feb 25
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
👤︎ u/smalldickfuckboy
📅︎ Apr 11
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