The 8 Best Messed Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up

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👤︎ u/ImplodingElephant

📅︎ Feb 17

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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

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👤︎ u/Radio910

📅︎ Jan 24

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Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

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👤︎ u/nonphotosynthetic_af

📅︎ Nov 27

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You hear about pluto?

That's messed up.

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👤︎ u/langsley757

📅︎ Apr 05

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Hey girl are you a bath?

Because i want to have a toaster with you. Damn i messed it up again

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👤︎ u/CavoTheCat

📅︎ Feb 25

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Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up

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👤︎ u/TheRoyalOrca

📅︎ Nov 25

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Violets are Red, Roses are Blue

Fuck I messed it up!

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👤︎ u/P4u53

📅︎ Jul 16

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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

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👤︎ u/PoppyOncrack

📅︎ Mar 23

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Messed Pick up lines

The best Messed pick up lines

Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

You hear about pluto?

Hey girl are you a bath?

Did you fall from heaven

Violets are Red, Roses are Blue

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

You hear about pluto?

Hey girl are you a bath?

Did you fall from heaven

Violets are Red, Roses are Blue

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

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