Normally Pick up lines

The best Normally pick up lines

I dont normally ask this question, until I get a chick pregnant, but..

Whats your name?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/avocadochomper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roberto564
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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I normally don't eat my feelings

But I'm really feeling you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McFlyMan007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NothingButFish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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