Morning Pick up lines

The best Morning pick up lines

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Morning with an u is mourning,

but for me a morning wothout you is just mourning. (yes i know that this is very bad, so you dont need to tell me)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/neona07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Are you the morning bus?

Cause i always miss you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Akoskerekes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

Because I totally confused you for a flower
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nehal_Sanctus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-RadKnows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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hey girl, are you a smartphone?

Because I would like to see you first thing in the morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoofyRobot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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you must be my toothpaste

bcos you’re the first thing i wanna taste in the morning πŸ˜‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lxhsi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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How do you like your eggs?

Is the question I want to ask you the following morning ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bicinno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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I want to love you like a snowstorm

Give you 3-4 inches and give you a headache getting into work in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kbetter1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Hey girl, are you the coffee?

Coz you're the first thing that I want every morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnooMacarons3759
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Hey girl, do you like to recycle?

Yeah? That’s awesome. How about I beat up that box and leave it by the curb in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jobe612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dbeachside
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fightingpanda94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoJus11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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For those who have kinky partners

I ran out of tooth floss this morning and dental hygiene is important to me. Mind if I use your pubic hair?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moel_ester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zerohaxsystem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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Are you a text from a close friend?

Cause I want to wake up to you every morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir-Tiedye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Did you name your dick toothbrush?

Because I want to put it in my mouth every morning and night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MiimuEmu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey are you a cup of coffee

because I (would) love seeing you in the morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dubsofinstasnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl are you a lumberjack?

Cause I need your help chopping this morning wood ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adamac720
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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You know I’m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/President-2036
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Hey are you a Lumber Jack?

Because I’ll let you go downtown with my morning wood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cursed_Fellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Are you last nights dinner?

Cuz I wanna forget you the morning after
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxolsen08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Hey girl, are you daylight savings time?

Because you make my mornings brighter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pictureit17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside. πŸ›€
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soapsuds43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then bang you on my dresser in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RodTrig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet

Her: what about the other one Me: I'll give you the D in the morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imthatyeetboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thewanser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolalodge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dinokoospa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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My friends over there want your number

So they’ll know where I be in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZenAckley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reizo123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alexei_the_slav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl is your name jingle bells?

Because it looks like you go All The Way. (Credit to 93x morning show)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D34DM4N1989
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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You're a bit like pizza

Even though I know you're bad for me, I'd still eat you the next morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bickisnotmyname
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sad_dadclub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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If a girls smokes pot

Ayy girl, just like my bong I'd do you every morning!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grasdaggel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrJones_in_Training
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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