Off. Pick up lines

The best Off. pick up lines

Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
👤︎ u/Not-Your-Dad-
📅︎ Nov 28
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Planes need a mile of runway to take off..

But when I saw you, my heart took off instantly 🥺🥺
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Jun 28
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable,

Please take them off.
👤︎ u/Alyoshi1
📅︎ May 15
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I got some fireworks to set off...

If you wanna bang
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Feb 17
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