Honest Pick up lines

The best Honest pick up lines

I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve. -Sum1 from TikTok
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hahahadukeeen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Northern_Cracker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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I dont believe 9/11 happened.

Because honestly, I think you're the only thing hot enough to melt steel beams. (I was really drunk playing video games with my friends when I made this one up)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scout_void
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theshua253
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Aye yo mah let's do some maths together

Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply. Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danwhitej30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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I would say something like "I'll eat you out for dinner"

But to be honest you look more like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_Just_Offering
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey Salmontha, would you be my cuddlefish?

Honestly, the best I can do with samantha. Just used it also
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyArmsRbrokeMom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

Cause you looking right. *silence* Sorry, was that not acute pickup line? *silence* Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point. *silence* But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together. *silence* Just let me supplement that ass.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumsombro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Girl you are so beautiful

that Honest Abe wouldn't be Honest anymore because he couldn't honestly describe your beauty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ferris4lyfe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Does nobody else think pick up lines using someones name is an awful idea?

It's about half the stuff on this sub, and honestly either the person has heard it before, or it will be unnoriginal and boring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/egasseMneddiH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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