Off. Pick up lines

The best Off. pick up lines

Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like Iโ€™m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesnโ€™t rub you off...rub off on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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Planes need a mile of runway to take off..

But when I saw you, my heart took off instantly ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/futraf97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable,

Please take them off.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alyoshi1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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I got some fireworks to set off...

If you wanna bang
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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