Pick Pick up lines

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴" 5 get laid

Cause I'd like to pick u up. ;)

Please use this thread to post the name you'd like a pick up line for, that way anyone can ctrl-f a name when they need it! And if you're EXTRA skilled at pick up lines by name, you can start us off with some of your favorites. Note: This is meant to whittle down on the "Pickup Line for xyz" posts.

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

Numbah 1 pick up line

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

because I’m missing you every time 😂 Can anyone explain this pick up line?

Hey guys. I know this ain’t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks

Because I'm a pick up master

If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me

Pick up lines come off best when you have good build ups. When she/he says something like this, build up for your climax like: “Yeah, since you are done with work why don’t you work on some hobbies” “...” after she/he says anything “You know you’re also always welcome to do me”

I feel like picking up girls at the gym is the hardest thing to do, assuming most girls don't want to be bothered and can't hear you anyway with their headphones in. What is your move when trying to talk to girls at the gym?

The real beauty is in the inside, so let me go inside you (This is more of like a pick up line and a comeback combined)

Do Your Worst

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.

Cause I'm as hard as obsidian 😏 MINECRAFT PICK UP LINE YEAH

Am I me? What's going on? Where are we? Is anything even real? Do you ever move your hand to pick something up and think "how are hands even possible? And if I am dreaming, then what is my waking life going to be like?" Girl, this is all very, very complicated. Want to take a walk?

SEND ME THE WORST PICK UP LINES EVER SO I CAN SEND THEM TO MY GF

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.

Cos I'm picking you up

Her initial is Z and mine is Y. Anything can think of a smooth pick up line using that info ? Maybe something to do with the Alphabet song on how it ends with "YZ" ? lol

I looked at you, and my heart said "pick her"

For a second conversation lol

Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you. What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.

...i do freestyle (idk if this is a pick up line tbh)

I believe that I have found the ultimate pick up line

Cause I’m here to pick you up

I’m a girl looking for pick up lines for a guy

I’m not creative

I’m definitely gonna use one of these pick up lines on this cute girl on insta but what do I say next after the pickup line?

The reason is weirder than the request

She is brazilian