Rest Pick up lines

The best Rest pick up lines

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Are you a pilot? Because you look like the first episode of the rest of my life.

Just to throw them off a lil.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aniketsri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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I've got 70 ways to ease your stress

The first is hug and the rest is 69
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thaijahn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

The rest is 69.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rogue_269
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

are u free for da rest of your life πŸ˜‰πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spUNgeyboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PabloAlaska6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Me:are you still mad at me?

Her:... Me:well I have 70 ideas that will make you happy! Her:... Me:one big hug! Her:and the rest? Me:69πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrimonTide_143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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You’re the only one I’ve been with

The rest were 9s and 10s
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gnome837
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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You know what I would never do to you

Never gonna give you up (You know the rest)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Furystar1703
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Hey girl are you the us healthcare system

Because I'd like to get in you and have you been a financial burden for the rest of my life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrbrightbluesky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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You're the only 1 I'm talking too

The rest are all 9s and 10s
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EssYo02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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your legs seem kinda tired...

wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wovkefather
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Damn girl, are you a magician?

Cuz when I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Attentionseeker101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Hey girl wanna go out with me

Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pessimistic73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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POKEMON PICKUP LINES BECAUSE I WAS BORED (HOPE YOU LIKE THEM)

Let me Electro your balls. (Pikachu) My pokeballs are all for you. Let me jiggle your puffs. (jiggly puff) Looking at you makes me bulb soar (bulbosoar). rest with me in a pokestop I can't be asked to do more I wanna munchlax that white runny pokefood. (You wanna jiggle that upvote? :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flabber_gastered
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rawxxiv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dodo1090
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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My mom always told me to follow my dreams

So I’m going to follow you for the rest of the night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bobbyjones52
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebushasarrived
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Because I want to take you out at least once a week for the rest of my life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XenithSkylord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/destiny-jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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