Precious Pick up lines

The best Precious pick up lines

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.
👤︎ u/controller624
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey, were you forged by Sauron?

Because you're my precious.
👤︎ u/jds_futuristic
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey girl, were you forged by Sauron?

Because you're Precious.
👤︎ u/DiverLife
📅︎ Apr 21
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What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry Inspired by precious post
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Jul 11
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Damn Girl, you sittin' on the Ring of Sauron?

'Cause dat ass is precious.
👤︎ u/ArkShane
📅︎ Jan 20
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Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
👤︎ u/aleppe
📅︎ Dec 08
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