Windows Pick up lines

The best Windows pick up lines

My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hope_matters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordofSaberra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Are you windows update

Cause not now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ieatlambsauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

you're in my heart...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexcrelled
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HurnyUnicurny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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