Precious Pick up lines

The best Precious pick up lines

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/controller624
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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Hey, were you forged by Sauron?

Because you're my precious.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jds_futuristic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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Hey girl, were you forged by Sauron?

Because you're Precious.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DiverLife
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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What do you and McDonaldโ€™s have in common?

Iโ€™m hoping youโ€™ll both be open late at night when Iโ€™m hungry Inspired by precious post
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jarboner69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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Damn Girl, you sittin' on the Ring of Sauron?

'Cause dat ass is precious.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ArkShane
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aleppe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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