Real Pick up lines

The best Real pick up lines

I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Squibbtheboop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Complete_Nectarine30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Mind pulling up your selfie camera real quick?

Cuz I'd love to show you my world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZeroParadox868
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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I know that angels are real.

Her: How? Because I'm talking to one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Trump_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Climate change is real,

Cos when I'm with you my heart melts.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jjajangbokki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phantomBlurrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Whenever I meet women, I start talking about Global Warming.

It's a real icebreaker.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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For ppl who have derealizations

42nd day I know derealize but you are so real that even my dearelized brain cant doubt your existence
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itratjameel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maddestgains
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Hey you can't be real

because reality is often disappointing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emoskeleton_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1ll3R5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Can you punch me real quick?

Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theonethatwasthere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Seems to work pretty good

Are you a clementine because you are a real cutie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jpeg228
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Are you the corona virus?

Because I can’t believe you are real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/natrickshwazey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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When a girl says they're ugly

The real beauty is in the inside, so let me go inside you (This is more of like a pick up line and a comeback combined)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDarkTomato69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/helloworld23312
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weedrabbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Girl, are you yourself?

Am I me? What's going on? Where are we? Is anything even real? Do you ever move your hand to pick something up and think "how are hands even possible? And if I am dreaming, then what is my waking life going to be like?" Girl, this is all very, very complicated. Want to take a walk?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .

If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sai69meme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Are you from the state of Alabama?

cause i wanna be your uncle real bad
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hapaughile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/420awesomesauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Hey girl are you the corona virus?

Because I just can't believe you're real!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImStuckInMyBasement
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you square root of -1

Bcz you can't be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshulans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl are you anonymous

'cause only you mean the real world to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ErjonM49
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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Damn girl these feelings for you must be like corona

I caught it real fast.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__Gynotarian__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Did you know the dictionary is wrong?

The real definition of cute is you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buracobama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dongus12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Are you the square root of -100

cause you're a 10 and too good to be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/r-urmom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Hey, I think you're 2020...

Cause you're fucking me real good - Day 74
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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I'm pretty sure I'm living in a simulation

Because theres no way a girl as perfect as you is real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sly4578
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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This works real well !!

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viralboy12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pineapplepenguino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Girl, are you my wife and chlidren

Cause i gotta go get milk real quick.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jersuki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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I'm no prospector, but...

...I do know that you're a real gem.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orangesheepdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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You looking for a real man?

Because I put the XY in seXY.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/almalikisux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Are you the square root of a negative number?

Because I can’t believe you’re real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Is your boyfriend wearing camouflage?

Because I can’t see you and him staying together. And when you break up I’ll make sure you can see the real me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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You must be an accident

cuz you're a real traffic stopper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebageltheif
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoked_Bruh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Hey girl you must be the square root of -1

Cuz you can't be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rahimwahid8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Hey, are you today's date?

Cause today is pocky day, and damn u be looking like a real snacc
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chukawakame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Idk why pirates spend their whole life searching for treasure?

'Cause the real treasure is the girl reading this
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serDavosOfSeaworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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