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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Would you rub my magic lamp...

While I explore your cave of wonders?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ktwstudios
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Hey girl, are you a jar of ointment?

Cause I’m about to rub penis all up in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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If we were both pennies...

We would have two cents to rub together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eriforth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Anything you wanna get off your chest?

Cause I'd love to take that bra off and give you a back rub
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you a hand sanitizer

cuz i wanna rub my hand all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WokupTheSecond
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Hey girl, are you Alladin?

Because I want you to rub my lamp
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adityapattani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Hey boy, are you a rug?

Cause I want to rub you whenever I get wet..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Girl you resemble Christina Aguilera

And I got a genie in a bottle if you rub me the right way!!! Make a wish!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarcusPhoenixx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Girl, call me Master Splinter...

...cause you're gonna be rubbing my wood!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Kalawishis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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