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The best Rub pick up lines

Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
👤︎ u/Not-Your-Dad-
📅︎ Nov 28
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Would you rub my magic lamp...

While I explore your cave of wonders?
👤︎ u/ktwstudios
📅︎ Apr 02
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Hey girl, are you a jar of ointment?

Cause I’m about to rub penis all up in you
👤︎ u/that-one-guy-youknow
📅︎ Nov 03
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If we were both pennies...

We would have two cents to rub together.
👤︎ u/Eriforth
📅︎ Jul 16
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Anything you wanna get off your chest?

Cause I'd love to take that bra off and give you a back rub
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 23
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Are you a hand sanitizer

cuz i wanna rub my hand all over you
👤︎ u/WokupTheSecond
📅︎ May 15
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Hey girl, are you Alladin?

Because I want you to rub my lamp
👤︎ u/adityapattani
📅︎ Feb 06
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Hey boy, are you a rug?

Cause I want to rub you whenever I get wet..
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Jan 21
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Girl you resemble Christina Aguilera

And I got a genie in a bottle if you rub me the right way!!! Make a wish!!
👤︎ u/MarcusPhoenixx
📅︎ Oct 24
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Girl, call me Master Splinter...

...cause you're gonna be rubbing my wood!
👤︎ u/The_Kalawishis
📅︎ Aug 07
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