Patch Pick up lines

The best Patch pick up lines

Hey, patch notes came in.

You make my dick’s hit box larger
👤︎ u/Catfisher4
📅︎ Aug 21
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You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ Aug 07
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Are you a patch update?

Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.
👤︎ u/Plutonic_Salad
📅︎ Jan 09
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Hey girl, patch notes just came in

Looks like you’re giving my dick a bigger hitbox
👤︎ u/shen_j
📅︎ Jan 18
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Are you a patch? Because you give me a bigger hitbox.

im a GaMEr
👤︎ u/Collidiasj
📅︎ Jul 07
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