Salad Pick up lines

The best Salad pick up lines

I'd like my salad and you..

In the same way every night Both undressed
👤︎ u/U2Grace
📅︎ Jan 07
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Hey girl, are you a salad?

Because I prefer you without dressing.
👤︎ u/blizzerd
📅︎ Aug 06
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I like my salad just how I like you

No dressing
👤︎ u/Tazader
📅︎ Oct 03
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Damn girl, are you a plain salad?

Because I want to eat you undressed
📅︎ Mar 15
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Hey cutie, are you unlimited olive garden breadsticks and salad

cause you're all I can think about alone at night
👤︎ u/umhum29
📅︎ Mar 10
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Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad
📅︎ Dec 17
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I dont like vegetables but...

I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad
👤︎ u/thew_9
📅︎ Aug 08
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