Failure Pick up lines

The best Failure pick up lines

Are you a heart failure?

Because you're acute one.
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
📅︎ Oct 18
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Do you like big things

Because I'm the biggest failure you'll get to know
📅︎ Aug 21
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