Soap Pick up lines

The best Soap pick up lines

Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey, next time you take a bath,

Can I be your soap?
👤︎ u/Phoenix_BFN
📅︎ Sep 09
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Hey Girl, if i were in prison

Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.
👤︎ u/smeowsred
📅︎ May 11
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If we were in prison together

I'd definitely drop the soap ;)
📅︎ Aug 30
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