Even Pick up lines

The best Even pick up lines

The future after graduating uni is even darker! Do you think so?

I just feel so hopeless, lost because i couldnt get graduate jobs. Any advises please!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tramnguyen98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth

I’d still fall foe you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allisongibson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Even if I'm the imposter,

I won't kill you. Stolen from facebook.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/isira_w
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Even if I fell, you wouldn't help.

Because if you did, I'll fall for you again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holyanis2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Windexifier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pheww_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Even if the question said to disregard the effects of gravity

I'd still be falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Even if hitler's oven and you stood side by side

you'd still be the one turning people to ashes with your hotness ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Hey baby, are you my sleep schedule?

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tea-and-Zoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not

But I definitely wanna eat you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karmassavior
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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For ppl who have derealizations

42nd day I know derealize but you are so real that even my dearelized brain cant doubt your existence
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Tell this to a science geek

Hey girl are you artificial Sun developed by Koreans, Cause you are even hotter than the Sun.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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He: You look very beautiful today

She : But you didn’t even get to see me today He: I don’t need to
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vandit-jain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wholesome_boii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Even though I wear my heart on my sleeve

I'd still give you my hoodie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Girl are you a oral exam?

Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MegaMig27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DemenYow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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"You're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you."

Legit received this one today. I hope this is OK here!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mytinyfeet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Hey girl, are you my passion?

Because I want to follow you, even though it is not gonna help me make any money.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ahmetq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Hey, are you the nether?

Cause you're so hot that i can't even place water
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/renariono
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArtiiiNia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Hey girl, are you a taco?

Because I want you even when you are shattered into pieces
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattialustro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Even if there were no gravity on earth...

I’d still fall for you 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retna246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Even if gravity didn't exist

I'd still fall for you..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unusedtalent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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even if we don’t play minecraft

you can still have my diamonds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bretstiks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Damm your daddy problams are so complex

that even Pythagoras can't solve them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bijumbom555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Damn baby, are you hitler?

Cuz even if you had a tiny mustache, I’d still kill for you πŸ˜…
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Mountains are Stone Hills are Mud

Ill eat you out even if theres a little blood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shmoe132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Girl, are you yourself?

Am I me? What's going on? Where are we? Is anything even real? Do you ever move your hand to pick something up and think "how are hands even possible? And if I am dreaming, then what is my waking life going to be like?" Girl, this is all very, very complicated. Want to take a walk?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Hey Girl, are you my phone by any chance?

Cause, damn girl even my dad wants to check you out once a day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Hey girl, are you a kugleblitz ?

Because you're so hot not even science can explain how hot you are.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HalpImDying
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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I don’t even need a fan...

You already blow me away.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NekoKatz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moel_ester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some PokΓ©mon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Are you a Rubik’s cube?

Because even though I might not know what I’m doing, I’m going to spend all of my time on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlidingUntoThoustDMs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Can you rip off my eyelids?

because I don't even wanna waste a millisecond not looking at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sucksassfull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Just thought of it and it sounded good to me

Even though sometimes you make me feel lonely, you really are my one and only
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assassin07555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SecureBeforeYouBuild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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So you can catch a lot of flies with honey,

But you can catch even more honey looking fly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathlok_12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesn’t work out you just find an even worse guy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MIKEY_VEE123youandME
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Y'know I've realized I'm too good at everything..

Help me even it out, cuz you've got the one thing I wanna suck at.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Are you the sunlit moon?

Because you really brighten my evening
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you a rare steak?

Because I’d eat you even if you were bleeding
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mereile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Instagram Flirting πŸ‘€

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups πŸ˜‚. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute πŸ₯° ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikepatell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you a raw steak?

because i would still eat you even if you’re bleeding.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfrifaAfro
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you even from this planet?

because 4.54 billion years of evolution is just not enough for such beautiful creation!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_the_alchemist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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minecraft pickup lines

are u redstone dust? because u make my rail go up like a creeper i feel like exploding when i see you on minecraft there are a lot of things to restore your health and hunger right, but theres only one thing i want to fill me up i heard that killing the ender dragon gives u a lot of experience, but im sure u could give me even more
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrstarkionfeelgood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Are you a donut? (Two variations)

1. 'Cuz I've got just the munchkin to fill your hole. 2. 'Cuz you're great already, but you'd be even better with a cream filling.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S4PG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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F Scott Fitzgerald stationery suite

You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known - and even that is an understatement
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilstarlite
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey girl are you an astromech droid?

Because you R2 good looking and you might even get the D2
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCommunist_Scholar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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β€œIf you were an anime...”

β€œI’d watch even your filler episodes!”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/egginadisguise
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

I would still fall for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAndroidKing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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If your body's polonium and radium then I'm Marie Curie

Because I want to study it even if it kills me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sly4578
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Hey girl are you my drug dealer,

coz due to Quarentine, It even feels great,just looking at your photo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donΒ΄t just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: β€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?” It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask β€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. DonΒ΄t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what β€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think β€œwhat was fun in this interaction?” Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: β€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?” A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask β€œWHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamusuallyright102
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gary_fishlicker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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I'm just a basic guy...

Who for you is even ready to die - Day 64
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vegas_Vanna
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DBandJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Good thing it's spooktober

Cauz I'll make you scream even more
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carapuceau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zwcal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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