Stone Pick up lines

The best Stone pick up lines

Mountains are Stone Hills are Mud

Ill eat you out even if theres a little blood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shmoe132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Girl are you a red stone torch

Cause you make my piston extend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hifrandimcool
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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There are 2 things this world needs more of

1. My DNA 2. Your DNA Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lord_tachanka43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Are you a red stone torch?

Because you make my piston extend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JunkRats-Way-To-OP
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are you Stone Cold (Steve Austin)

Because you’re a stunner!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pxos234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Are you a red stone torch?

Because you make my piston extend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/momgetthecameras
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Red stone is red, Lapis is blue

I'd kill my dog Before letting it kill you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salty_Girlie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JHNHYWRD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Your standards needs to be stoned...

Cause they need to be high...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akassh14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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If you kissed the Blarney Stone...

...the rock would be the lucky one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/York_Phoenix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BabeyNHippey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Hey girl, are you Medusa?

Coz i'm stoned and rock hard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stonerbatman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Your my redstone to my lever

In minecraft when a lever is flipped the red stone glows/ turns on. This line means u turn her on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fresh_panther
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? BeyoncΓ© said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Is your favorite number 316

Because you are a stone cold stunner
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tapper27
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Are you an alchemist?

Cause you're turning my flesh to stone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tender_Chillin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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