Ugly Pick up lines

The best Ugly pick up lines

When a girl says they're ugly

The real beauty is in the inside, so let me go inside you (This is more of like a pick up line and a comeback combined)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheDarkTomato69420
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 06
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I may be poor and ugly

Well, that's it
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/meghpant
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 17
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

that's why you're so fat
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/manymanik
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 11
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You think this face is ugly ( pointing towards your own face)

Babe, girls die to sit on it
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/sunridersurya
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 14
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A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/zqazi
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 30
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God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?

Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Uneducated_melon
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 23
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Damn girl are you an avocado?

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/brodysaintwalker
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 16
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Statement: opposites attract each other

Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/pawan-reddy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 26
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Damn girl, are you a mirror

because you are flacking ugly
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Empty_Masterpiece_94
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 16
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Hey if i can make you giggle then can i make those cheeks jiggle

You can add "i know im ugly" at the beginning
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/supergoku003
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 25
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Want an ugly girlfriend?

No? Good thing Iā€™m here;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/StephTingzon
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 10
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Hey girl are you a mirror?

Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/aaronj61
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 30
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Did you know that one in every two people is beautiful?

And I'm ugly as fuck
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Blayde_B208
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 05
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Ey, baby! Are you an elevator?

'Cause you're fucking ugly.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/machingunwhhore
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 04
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If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence. Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid. Obligatory "Works every time"
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Diamondragan
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 13
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