Stuck Pick up lines

The best Stuck pick up lines

Are we stuck in a traffic?

Then why am I so 'horn'y looking at u?
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Nov 25
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
👤︎ u/imanweirdo
📅︎ Sep 23
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Are you the gym ceiling?

Cause I wanna get my balls stuck in you.
👤︎ u/Georgies-Boat
📅︎ Feb 15
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Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out
👤︎ u/cooldude_324
📅︎ Feb 28
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Damn baby are you a ceiling fan?

Because I want my dick stuck in you.
👤︎ u/cat_flavored_soda
📅︎ Dec 19
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Are you a prison cell?

Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
👤︎ u/Akoskerekes
📅︎ Nov 07
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Are you a catchy song, cause you get stuck in my head.

Please dont shoot me
👤︎ u/ExplitSCP
📅︎ Dec 08
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I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception
👤︎ u/Roberto564
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl, are you a song?

Because I always got you stuck in my head.
👤︎ u/NateTheGamer274
📅︎ Aug 31
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Hey bro, do you know how to work a plunger?

Because I think I'm stuck
👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0
📅︎ Oct 20
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I don't need a super glue

I'm already stuck to you..
👤︎ u/doom_dodo
📅︎ Aug 23
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I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis Yeehaw
👤︎ u/filthyaverage
📅︎ Apr 11
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Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.
👤︎ u/EJCFTW
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey are you my student loans?

Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.
👤︎ u/dontknowsosontaakme
📅︎ Nov 26
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Any pickup lines with the name Julia?

I’m stuck
👤︎ u/cloudlyandcloudy
📅︎ Oct 28
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I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69
👤︎ u/AndrewPeter17
📅︎ Jul 10
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Need help with a good line for my girlfriend

Hello I’ve been stuck trying to think of a great pick up line to cheer up my girlfriend Nat She really likes when I use the absolute gold lines that I see here on her And I can always make her laugh with the help of the power of the pick up people here
👤︎ u/Wildcard1027
📅︎ Nov 23
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Pickup line for gabby?

I'm really stuck here
👤︎ u/StevensNJ4
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you
👤︎ u/UDPGuy
📅︎ Jan 03
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Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
👤︎ u/Dongus12
📅︎ Jun 29
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Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance
👤︎ u/Prinsesstaarta
📅︎ Oct 20
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One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.
👤︎ u/Dovarc
📅︎ Nov 10
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Can't think of/find pickup lines for a few names

Does anyone know of, or can think of, pick up lines for a few names? * Haylie * Marisa * Chloe * Railey * Lindsey stuck on these. Any help would be appreciated
👤︎ u/no-body
📅︎ Nov 29
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
👤︎ u/DrJones_in_Training
📅︎ Jul 22
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