Knees Pick up lines

The best Knees pick up lines

shoulders, knees, and toes

i’ll give you the head later
👤︎ u/Man_Of_Vs
📅︎ Jun 06
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Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jan 31
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I just skimmed my knees

Cause i just fell for you.
👤︎ u/Zarni1410
📅︎ Apr 18
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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
👤︎ u/cptomgipwndu
📅︎ Apr 13
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
👤︎ u/killermambaa
📅︎ Jan 18
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
👤︎ u/erikerik1634
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey girl, are you arthritis?

Because you make me weak in the knees.
👤︎ u/YellowFlash384
📅︎ Aug 08
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I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you
👤︎ u/WeShouldCuddle
📅︎ Sep 18
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I may not be religious, but

I'll be on my knees for you.
👤︎ u/Rogue_269
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hey I'm not religious

But If I was with you I'd be on my knees every day
👤︎ u/GhostlySmith
📅︎ May 17
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roses are red, watches are gold

now get on your knees, and do what your told
👤︎ u/_itzmonty_
📅︎ May 09
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wanna do midget boxing?

if so, get on your knees and give me some blows
👤︎ u/AfrifaAfro
📅︎ Jun 04
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Roses are red, watches are gold

Bitch get on your knees and do what your told
👤︎ u/Cwisypoo
📅︎ May 09
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Are you like Arthritis?

Because you make me go weak in my knees.
👤︎ u/Raghav_D1
📅︎ Apr 15
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Let's play Pangolin and termite mound

You lie down and put your knees up, and I'll stick my long tongue in the gap and eat everything inside.
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 23
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Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak ;-)
👤︎ u/thushar1234
📅︎ Sep 07
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Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.
👤︎ u/my_name_is_egg
📅︎ Jun 13
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You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.
👤︎ u/lily-chandisc
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ May 24
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Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
👤︎ u/Quunii
📅︎ Apr 28
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