Super Pick up lines

The best Super pick up lines

Your hand looks super heavy..!

let me hold it for you ;) sorry if its been done before
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hydration-Am-i-Right
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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I don't need a super glue

I'm already stuck to you..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doom_dodo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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have you just killed me in slow motion because you're super hot.

edit:only gamer girls will understand.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GhostlyPotatoe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Is your middle name "S"?

Wow, that's super convenient. My middle name is HTTP. Without you, I'm insecure.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/daniel101x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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Im sure you have the most powerful super power

Her: Which one? You: Your smile melts anyone in one sec
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RAON2812
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Are you a super conductor?

Cause I can't resist you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Proffesional007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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are you a 1969 Alfa Romeo Giulia Super

cuz your curves are perfect
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beatmeupdaddy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl... I think youโ€™re quite a hero...

Because I think youโ€™re just super... man :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zoutewafels
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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i don't usually eat food which is super hot..

but i will eat you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mohammadoxman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lxrdkxnt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.

But itโ€™ll be super to smash u too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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Super dark pick up lines?

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BlossomyPath
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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Hey, are you Australia

Because youโ€™re super hot and not getting enough attention
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Doyle012
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Are you Jessica alba?

Cuz I think youโ€™re super beautiful and I wanna have sex with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tapperlevi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muckrak3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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You look like how I feel

Super hot, because I have a bad fever.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TreesTravels
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, I know you donโ€™t have Coronavirus...

But Iโ€™ll still make you a super spreader.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/acvdk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheWond3rfulOz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04
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Girl is chillin on my couch, I'm totally into her, I have flowers for her in my car, and I'm super beta right now, hep?

Help 4 beta love
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cobranipples
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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Does this sound good. (Opinions)

This is going to sound super corny. But were you one of the babies found in the roscas de Reyes? Because you are blessed. happy birthday.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cupcake-Le_Quan57
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Are you a Dragonball character?

Cause you went super slayin'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/average_name_of_user
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl,are you fire?

Because you're super hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EwadoEggs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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What do you and your ass have in common?

they're both super fucking fat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dip-Shiit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Are you a rock type Pokรฉmon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lol_u_ded
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Any youtube channels that focus soley on "lines"?

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Did two incredible people have sex 30 years ago?

Because youโ€™re super fly
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CorkeyRivas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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Any good pickup lines for someone named taitum

She has a super dry sense of humor if that helps
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_The_Navyviper_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Hey baby, are you a neutron star?

'Cause you're super hot, just...^^^not ^^^very ^^^bright...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Entomoligist
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RayAP19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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