Stomach Pick up lines

The best Stomach pick up lines

Damn girl are you an appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Smooth Criminal
👤︎ u/sickcontz
📅︎ Jul 23
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Are you a sucker punch to the stomach?

Because you took my breath away.
👤︎ u/Alternate-account736
📅︎ Nov 20
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You're not sleeping on your stomach...

So can I ? - Day 51
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 25
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
📅︎ Sep 16
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Damn girl! Are you my appendix?

Coz I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.
👤︎ u/sharmastic_
📅︎ Jul 02
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damn girl are you an appendix

because I don’t really know how you work but there’s a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out
👤︎ u/AleemAppleCider
📅︎ Jun 30
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Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
👤︎ u/Garlicknottodaysatan
📅︎ Mar 29
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Girl you must be my appendix

Because I don't know what you do but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
👤︎ u/RustyWood86
📅︎ Apr 25
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Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me
👤︎ u/LucasLoci
📅︎ Jan 06
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Girl, you must be my appendix or something...

Because this feeling in my stomach says I should probably take you out soon.
👤︎ u/slimbatey
📅︎ Sep 06
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Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.
👤︎ u/Orgrimarcus
📅︎ Jul 26
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Girl, are you my appendix?

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
👤︎ u/Tkavil
📅︎ Nov 04
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
👤︎ u/Pristinejake
📅︎ Dec 21
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