Tissue Pick up lines

The best Tissue pick up lines

May I ask you a question?

Does this tissue smell like chloroform?
👤︎ u/gloriaborg
📅︎ Nov 27
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Are you an open fracture?

‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.
👤︎ u/queenettt
📅︎ Jul 31
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