Noodle Pick up lines

The best Noodle pick up lines

You're like chicken noodle soup..

Cause you good on the eye
📅︎ Feb 02
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Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

They both wiggle when you eat them.
📅︎ Jun 16
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Hey girl, do you have spring arms?

Cause I'd tend to your noodle shop any day so that you can pursue your dreams of being in a 2D platformer fighting game
👤︎ u/Flappyflans
📅︎ Aug 23
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