The 34 Best Tree Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you

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👤︎ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz

📅︎ Jan 22

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Are you looking for a tree topper?

*Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.*

👍︎ 84

👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Dec 25

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You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

Is to fall in love with me

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👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream

📅︎ Oct 30

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You may fall from the sky or fall from a tree

*But the best way to fall is in love with me.*

👍︎ 64

👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Dec 04

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I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

So you could blow me

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/eddy2883

📅︎ Jan 03

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Are you looking for a tree topper?

Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/littlebizcocho

📅︎ Dec 06

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You remind me of a tree

Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you. What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Notmefors

📅︎ Aug 27

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You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree

But the best way for you to fall, is in love with me

👍︎ 67

👤︎ u/SanguinetheKing

📅︎ Feb 21

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Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?

👍︎ 33

👤︎ u/GGingerton3

📅︎ Dec 15

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Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel...

I'd shove my nut in your hole

👍︎ 380

👤︎ u/SquimbusChimbus

📅︎ Jun 11

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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you

👍︎ 369

👤︎ u/memetocompete

📅︎ May 24

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How girl are you a tree?

Cause every time I see you I want to hang myself.

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/BoeingPerson

📅︎ Feb 01

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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...

But the best way to fall is in love with me.

👍︎ 48

👤︎ u/17_pairs_of_earrings

📅︎ Dec 04

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Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Because I’m gonna take you down too early and regret doing it

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👤︎ u/Doyle012

📅︎ Jan 04

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Are you toilet paper?

Because I want to impale you on my neighbor's trees this Halloween.

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0

📅︎ Oct 20

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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27

📅︎ Nov 05

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Are you a Christmas tree?

Because you're the only one fir me.

👍︎ 17

👤︎ u/K-wis

📅︎ Nov 30

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Are you a Minecraft tree block?

cause I want to punch you

👍︎ 34

👤︎ u/anglophoenix216

📅︎ Aug 31

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Are you in the trees?

Cause I would drop my gun and climb up there

👍︎ 0

👤︎ u/Fizmo2323

📅︎ Mar 16

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Ayo girl are you a tree?

Because you give me wood

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/Savsniper67

📅︎ Nov 29

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If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

then we'd have lots of toys to play with

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/McGroon

📅︎ Nov 06

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Are you a maple tree?

Because I'd tap you

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/mustbesleepy

📅︎ Jan 30

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Call you a tree, and call me Paul Walker

Cause I would hit that

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/jguy2000

📅︎ Apr 04

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are you a fertiliser?

because you can grow my tree

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Greenashrules

📅︎ Aug 21

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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**

👍︎ 0

👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas

📅︎ Jul 03

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You know I’m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

👍︎ 44

👤︎ u/President-2036

📅︎ Dec 26

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Lets make like trees...

and root.

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/Buy_My_Mixtape

📅︎ Feb 23

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Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root? Edit to add this is the worst (and therefore funniest) pick up line I have ever heard, not me recommending it.

👍︎ 0

👤︎ u/1bigredbug

📅︎ Dec 13

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If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

👍︎ 79

👤︎ u/akoro

📅︎ Nov 27

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Hey Girl? Are you Christmas decoration?

Because I want to hang you on a tree (proud of this one)

👍︎ 32

👤︎ u/GDY_Benis

📅︎ Nov 11

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Girl, are you fertilizer?

Because you make my tree grow

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/DinoRei123

📅︎ Sep 20

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You know how subway had $5 footlongs?

Well I have something you can get for about tree fiddy.

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/Rokdout

📅︎ Dec 01

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Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

👍︎ 28

👤︎ u/PhD_in_corki

📅︎ Jul 25

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One I thought up for Christmas

Hey girl, what you doin? Girl: Nuthin, you? Oh, I was just ringin the bells on my Christmas tree, just wanted to check if you got your wings yet.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Scone_Zone

📅︎ Dec 24

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Tree Pick up lines

The best Tree pick up lines

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Are you looking for a tree topper?

You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

You may fall from the sky or fall from a tree

I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

Are you looking for a tree topper?

You remind me of a tree

You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree

Are you decorating for Christmas?

Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel...

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

How girl are you a tree?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...

Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Are you toilet paper?

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

Are you a Christmas tree?

Are you a Minecraft tree block?

Are you in the trees?

Ayo girl are you a tree?

If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

Are you a maple tree?

Call you a tree, and call me Paul Walker

are you a fertiliser?

Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

You know I’m a little disappointed

Lets make like trees...

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Hey Girl? Are you Christmas decoration?

Girl, are you fertilizer?

You know how subway had $5 footlongs?

Do you like gardening?

One I thought up for Christmas

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Are you looking for a tree topper?

You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

You may fall from the sky or fall from a tree

I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

Are you looking for a tree topper?

You remind me of a tree

You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree

Are you decorating for Christmas?

Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel...

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

How girl are you a tree?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...

Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Are you toilet paper?

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

Are you a Christmas tree?

Are you a Minecraft tree block?

Are you in the trees?

Ayo girl are you a tree?

If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

Are you a maple tree?

Call you a tree, and call me Paul Walker

are you a fertiliser?

Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

You know I’m a little disappointed

Lets make like trees...

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Hey Girl? Are you Christmas decoration?

Girl, are you fertilizer?

You know how subway had $5 footlongs?

Do you like gardening?

One I thought up for Christmas

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