Unexpected Pick up lines

The best Unexpected pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.
👤︎ u/depressed_potatobag
📅︎ Jun 16
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Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.
👤︎ u/beancrumb
📅︎ Aug 26
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Are you a self service checkout?

Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area
👤︎ u/jfb1337
📅︎ Oct 25
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