Metaphors Pick up lines

The best Metaphors pick up lines

Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
📅︎ Aug 12
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