Vacuum Pick up lines

The best Vacuum pick up lines

Did you know that in a vacuum all things fall at the same rate?

Well you took my breath away and I’m falling for you. Are you falling for me at the same rate?
👤︎ u/sasqachMike
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner doesn’t scream when I stick my dick in it.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 16
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Are you the vacuum of space?

Because you took my breath away. And fucking killed me
👤︎ u/Evan_Johnson01
📅︎ Sep 06
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Your vacuum and I’m dirtbag

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👤︎ u/cavemold582
📅︎ May 24
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Are you a vacuum cleaner?

Because my dog is scared of you
👤︎ u/cadetmarvin
📅︎ Sep 22
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