Chanc Pick up lines

The best Chanc pick up lines

Any chance you have an extra heart?

Mine's been stolen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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By any chance are you a face mask?

Because I want you to sit on my face Or Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gandhis-left-sandall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Is there a chance you're a library book?

Because I keep wanting to check you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shepwrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Is there any Chance you're Dumbledore??

Cause you do look like a Head-master to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAmrit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

As the angel that comes down from heaven to kill the demons.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/most45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey Girl, are you my phone by any chance?

Cause, damn girl even my dad wants to check you out once a day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

Cause that ass is calling me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kids_tabl3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hafiy2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Are your parents by any chance the World of Warcraft?

Then where did they get such bad graphics?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustAnotherOneFella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey do you like mattresses by any chance?

Because I think we should try and break one together tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamoend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Fuck me if I am wrong

But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dovahkiin12102000
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Did you know there is a 50% chance that we sleep together tonight ?

Because I agree
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrenchNerd22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Are you good with computers by any chance?

Because I’ve been having this log in problem... I forgot my password and every time I click hint it just says β€œ*Person’s* phone number”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Send666Nudes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date? [Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no] Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too. Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TookleMyPickle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ay230698
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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You're sexy, you're fine...

I'm not a 10 but lemme prove my worth, gimme a chance to make you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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hey girl, do you think earth is really going to end in 2020,

or we have chance of having future together?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dipesh_does_things
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Girl, is your name Cloudy ?

Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notarapper20
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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Hey girl. You’re like a coin.

Lots of tail and a 50% chance at getting head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Hey, are you gipsy by any chance?

Because you stole my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teo5151
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance πŸ’•πŸ‘» - day 2
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up

Because I get a higher chance of exporing Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Akatsuki_Requiem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Damn, are you the lottery?

Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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If I flip a coin.............

What are my chances of getting head?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MawSawKaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Help with a pick up line

So i met this girl on tinder. Her name is birthe and she studies for midwife (someone that helps people give birth in the hospital). Obviously this is the best chance for a great pick up line, but i can't quite find one. Can anyone help me out? Thanks!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/houndspear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotRandomness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say β€œhey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Osborne26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Hey, Can I Use Your Phone to Find My Phone?

"Hey, I lost my phone... Any chance I could use your phone to find mine?" Call your phone and immediately hand it back to them. "Oh... Someone was calling you and I accidentally picked up! Here, take it!" Now take your your phone and answer. "Hey, I was just thinking about you."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/destructopop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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