The 16 Best Wash Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

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👤︎ u/lapinkumbrella

📅︎ Dec 10

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Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you

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👤︎ u/ItsVincent27

📅︎ Nov 13

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Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

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👤︎ u/TheBradAndChadShow

📅︎ Nov 12

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Are you a washing machine?

cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

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👤︎ u/robotchargie

📅︎ May 11

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I found it woohoo! It was on the washing machine 😂

Your orgasm, wanna come get it or should I come give to you!

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👤︎ u/richardsalwaysup

📅︎ Oct 15

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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes

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👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN

📅︎ Feb 16

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Do you wash your clothes in windex?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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👤︎ u/SlidinDirty

📅︎ Jun 13

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I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis Yeehaw

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👤︎ u/filthyaverage

📅︎ Apr 11

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Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put a load in you

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👤︎ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520

📅︎ Feb 16

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Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

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👤︎ u/bigshark2740

📅︎ Nov 04

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Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

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👤︎ u/AfricaToto93

📅︎ Nov 10

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Roses are red, I shit bricks

Don't forget to wash your six

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👤︎ u/miyegro

📅︎ Oct 24

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Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

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👤︎ u/madmonkreborn

📅︎ Aug 04

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Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

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👤︎ u/avocadochomper

📅︎ Mar 31

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Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

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👤︎ u/Groundhack

📅︎ Dec 02

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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

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👤︎ u/Deengoh

📅︎ Feb 17

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Wash Pick up lines

The best Wash pick up lines

If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Are you a washing machine?

Are you a washing machine?

Are you a washing machine?

I found it woohoo! It was on the washing machine 😂

You should never date a golfer

Do you wash your clothes in windex?

I wanna washing machine

Are you a washing machine?

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Roses are red, I shit bricks

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Hey do you like bad boys?

If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Are you a washing machine?

Are you a washing machine?

Are you a washing machine?

I found it woohoo! It was on the washing machine 😂

You should never date a golfer

Do you wash your clothes in windex?

I wanna washing machine

Are you a washing machine?

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Roses are red, I shit bricks

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Hey do you like bad boys?

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