Wash Pick up lines

The best Wash pick up lines

If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lapinkumbrella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
🚨︎ report

Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsVincent27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
🚨︎ report

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBradAndChadShow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
🚨︎ report

Are you a washing machine?

cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robotchargie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
🚨︎ report

I found it woohoo! It was on the washing machine πŸ˜‚

Your orgasm, wanna come get it or should I come give to you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/richardsalwaysup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
🚨︎ report

You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
🚨︎ report

Do you wash your clothes in windex?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlidinDirty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
🚨︎ report

I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis Yeehaw
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/filthyaverage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
🚨︎ report

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put a load in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
🚨︎ report

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigshark2740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
🚨︎ report

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
🚨︎ report

Roses are red, I shit bricks

Don't forget to wash your six
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miyegro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
🚨︎ report

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
🚨︎ report

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/avocadochomper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
🚨︎ report

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Groundhack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
🚨︎ report

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deengoh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
🚨︎ report