Market Pick up lines

The best Market pick up lines

Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kissmyass420
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you a black market surgeon?

Cause you just stole my heart.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/AfricaToto93
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 19
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Girl are you the stock market?

'Cause I'd jump out a window if anything bad happened to you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/regularMASON
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 08
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Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk. Cause I could she you crashing at my place Cause I'd like you to go down on me
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/UntimelyStoppage
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 11
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Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing At my place
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/sudheernaidu53
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 19
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If you were the stock market

Could you crash on me ;}
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hingadingadurgen23
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 26
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If this bar is a meat market,

you must be the prime rib.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kickypie
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 17
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Are you a black-market cardiothoracic surgeon?

Because you stole my heart.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/BinaryPeach
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 16
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For those stock market girls (really bad)

You make me feel like the DOW J, cause Iā€™m down.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Reddragon2157
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 18
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