Weatherman Pick up lines

The best Weatherman pick up lines

Damn, I'm no weatherman

But, you can expect a couple inches tonight
👤︎ u/Cheeezio
📅︎ Dec 07
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I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 05
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I'm no weatherman but

you can expect more than a few inches tonight
👤︎ u/titan1655
📅︎ May 15
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I'm no weatherman but

You should climb into bed tonight expecting 7-10 inches only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes😏.
👤︎ u/Lifesduff
📅︎ Apr 09
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I ain't no weatherman baby...

But you can expect a few inches tonight! (please forgive if re-post)
👤︎ u/MarmadukeV2
📅︎ Mar 18
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"I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight..."

Whatchca' think about it ;D ?
👤︎ u/AyshineMatt
📅︎ Jan 20
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If I need to find you

I’ll just call the weatherman to tell me where all the hotness is.
👤︎ u/j_mal9900j
📅︎ Oct 26
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