You've Pick up lines

The best You've pick up lines

I think you've given me tinnitus

Because your voice rings in my head all day!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/camus179
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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Girl, you've got me feeling like I must own an extraordinarily popular Vietnamese restaurant

Cause I've gotta phแปŸ queue
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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I see you've brought up my penis.

I like that in a woman.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sir_deadlock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kaley_Moro
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've...

got fine written all over you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B1gB0ng0s
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name?? Girl: Ironman? Spiderman?? Boy: |*smiles*| Yourman!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McKing_07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WtfsaidtheDuck
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5ย 
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I first laid my eyes on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jhoashmo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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You've heard f Chaos Theory?

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fa325
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Just thought of a pickup line, let me know if you've heard of this one.

Are you a teacher, cause I want you to raise my D!?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChefGuapo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded?

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ivy_league33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, is your name su!c!de?

Cause you've been on my mind since the divorce.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/deficientsun
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Hey girl do you have covid-19?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lord_oth
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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You've got the kind of face that I'd like to see from across a dinner table table. Hi, how're you?

This works too well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Glynnc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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You've got the hocus, I'll bring the pocus.

Let's get spooky.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JaxAltafor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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You must be exhausted,

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_joshi_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Your Dad must be a baker

Because you've got some sweet buns. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VergilArcanis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Hey Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I knows this pickup is really old but I still occasionally use it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ASUS54Noththecompany
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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Are you doctor strange?

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Hey was your driver's license taken away

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ShoaibShakeel0099
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, is your name Nobody?

Cause everyone been telling me that you've loved me since I was 5
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Hey girl! Are you looking for good sex?

If No: Well you've come to the right place. If Yes: Well you're gonna have to keep on looking.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JJ742653
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Do you need new shoes?

Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MaryDiesInSeason4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Did u get your license suspended or not yet?

Cuz you've been driving me crazy
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Does your family own the local bakery?

Cause I can see you've got the best cake in town
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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Y'know I've realized I'm too good at everything..

Help me even it out, cuz you've got the one thing I wanna suck at.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sgrl2494
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Do you have a connection to the speed force

because you've been running in my mind all day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beatmeupdaddy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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Damn girl are you a maths text book?

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ToeSuckerUncleFucker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cuz you've been running in my mind all day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tamanna_45
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine written all over you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lisevijita
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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Hey girl, Are you an Academy winning actor?

Because you've been Joaquin over my head.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/INgrade4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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Are you a volcano ๐ŸŒ‹?

Because you've got a big crater.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BabyGetSwekt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Hey girl, are you Geico?

Because in the last 15 minutes you've made me grow 15%
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bgrraeyednon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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Hey gurl, are you a bank loan?

'Cause you've got my interest.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HolyWaterHangover
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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You must be very tired

cause you've been running in my mind all day. *wipes face* take a seat here.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eviilraj
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Damn girl, are you a vertically challenged bipolar?

Because you've got a great pair of personalities at about chest height
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nomekop777
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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Hey, do you like geometry?

Cause you've got some curves.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jetty_Boy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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Hey, are you a famous chef?

Cause you've got "insane mouth feel" written all over you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y2KoNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KlutzChingSter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you've got fine written all over you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thekiterunnerbook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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