Into Pick up lines

How bout you fitness dick in your mouth

May I turn you into mine?👉👈🥺

Someone told me you are the one for me. It was my heart and your destiny.

Because I’m bad at everything

Because it now calls for you.

;)

Because you seem dead inside

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

But I'd love to see you go down.

But I would love to see you go down 😏

why don't you give me a Mobius striptease?

Could I turn you into mine?

Cause we'd be good together

Slide in my DM’s and I’ll give you a night to remember

I can turn your girl into mine

'cause HOLY CRAP!!

Because I wanna Yank-Ye Doodle

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

When i can look into your eyes

Because I'm the goat.

Because there’s no way I’m the first

Because your smile is contagious

Because I want to turn you into a Boston Cream

The sound of us banging and you moaning hard

Cause this one smells like chloroform

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)

But I’d like to make you mine

Cause you're drop dead gorgeous!

Because I think you're a SNACK~

because you shoot right into my heart

Because I want to lose myself into you!!!

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day” Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

Because im about to send your ass into outerspace

That you turn my software into hardware

But I can turn you into mine

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark

Cause your eyes shot straight into my heart!

i know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha

Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.

How about you fitness dick in your mouth

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?

Because I wanna take you into my room and stay on you for hours

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

But I would love to see you go down

Cause just a Peek-at-Chu make me wanna Squirt-a-lil - Day 55

I'm into you but still want to get into you

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

Cuz I don't know what I'm letting myself into

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2

I'll bring the wood

Because I want you to see what is inside of me.

Because I want to make you into a woman.

Because I want you even when you are shattered into pieces

Cause your body rocks.

But I don't care because I'll always fall for you