Into Pick up lines

The best Into pick up lines

Hey, you into fitness?

How bout you fitness dick in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeriouslyPurple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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On my way into your dms

Someone told me you are the one for me. It was my heart and your destiny.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhi-_-123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cranked_up
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hermes_the_bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vorticaldruid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpinDatPringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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I'm not into watching Sunsets,

But I'd love to see you go down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAmrit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Not really into sunsets

But I would love to see you go down 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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If you're so into math

why don't you give me a Mobius striptease?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-specksynder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T_eefus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Are you into communism?

Cause we'd be good together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Hey lady, if your man is into no nut November

Slide in my DM’s and I’ll give you a night to remember
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmerMoub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Hey girl, are you into religion and shit?

'cause HOLY CRAP!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/demisocial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Did you ride into town on a pony?

Because I wanna Yank-Ye Doodle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FireyPiranha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Make eye constant with a girl and then go into push up position while she’s watching.

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billybob226
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Damn bro are you a gun

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CommodorePerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like β€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Why would i want to look at the stars,

When i can look into your eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/axnhvfmu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Are you into beastiality?

Because I'm the goat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ssg627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Hey girl, how many guys have slid into your DMs to tell you you’re beautiful?

Because there’s no way I’m the first
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loyellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elmonsfw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Oh hey you must be a donut

Because I want to turn you into a Boston Cream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMctuffins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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what music am I into?

The sound of us banging and you moaning hard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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Do you work for NASA?

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not-a-Noob-Gamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leo_V82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Damn girl, are you into munging?

Cause you're drop dead gorgeous!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jimmy_Syrup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Being around you is turning me into a cannibal

Because I think you're a SNACK~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeek1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Hey girl are you a machine gun?

because you shoot right into my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pikadracaufeu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey girl are you a maze??

Because I want to lose myself into you!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dfordork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with β€œMans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day” Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/widowmaker69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Hey, Girl. Are you Elon Musk?

Because im about to send your ass into outerspace
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vibechecker68
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Girl you're so beautiful

That you turn my software into hardware
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_name-not-important
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I can turn you into mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Are you the weak force

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheJamSams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl, i need a cardiologist now?

Cause your eyes shot straight into my heart!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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i'm not suicidal, but if you're the cliff,

i know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elixirxvi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChJakeBu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D27182627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/merlin1011
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shaturo123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you into fitness?

How about you fitness dick in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MinimalistPrime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choohie_Thief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Woah, are you my phone?

Because I wanna take you into my room and stay on you for hours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odysseyrage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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I'm not into watching sunsets...

But I would love to see you go down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zapyman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Hey cutie are you into Pokemon?

Cause just a Peek-at-Chu make me wanna Squirt-a-lil - Day 55
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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You know whats strange?

I'm into you but still want to get into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeethooven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Girl are u a prostate exam?

Cuz I don't know what I'm letting myself into
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MegaMig27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theimpregnatedtwinky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Are you into radiology?

Because I want you to see what is inside of me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Girl, you must be Adam's rib

Because I want to make you into a woman.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you a taco?

Because I want you even when you are shattered into pieces
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattialustro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Hey are you into geology?

Cause your body rocks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisIsWhatWeLiveFor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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I tripped gazing into your eyes

But I don't care because I'll always fall for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrostyWaffles2892
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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