Afford Pick up lines

The best Afford pick up lines

Are you wifi? Cause I can't afford you.

Because you're priceless.
👤︎ u/GuyThatWatchesJoJo
📅︎ Aug 03
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Hey girl are you an iPhone?

Coz I can't afford you
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Nov 04
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Can you afford a dozen limes?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them. Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy. "Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
👤︎ u/Feynman_weds_Dirac
📅︎ Jan 09
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Are you a parking ticket?

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you
👤︎ u/Sine36
📅︎ Feb 12
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Are you a Lamborghini?

Because I'd love to have you but can't afford you.
👤︎ u/K-wis
📅︎ Oct 04
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week
👤︎ u/djliquidvoid
📅︎ Jun 23
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Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.
👤︎ u/amazingphrasing
📅︎ Sep 02
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍♀️
👤︎ u/letstalk-stuff
📅︎ Apr 04
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