Santa Pick up lines

The best Santa pick up lines

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Dec 28
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 12
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This Christmas I want to ask santa a gift

Can you tell me your name
👤︎ u/nirmaezio
📅︎ Dec 28
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said “I can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 20
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Ho Ho Ho! Won't you come sit on Santa's lap,

and tell him what you want down your chimney.
👤︎ u/Ijackoffonu
📅︎ Dec 25
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Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

Cause I would sure like to come down your chimney.
👤︎ u/ferb57g
📅︎ Nov 10
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Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there? 😘
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 18
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Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/typo-the-dog
📅︎ Feb 12
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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/khalidpro2
📅︎ Nov 29
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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year
👤︎ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R
📅︎ Dec 07
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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Squibbtheboop
📅︎ Dec 05
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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Maxwell_220v
📅︎ Dec 03
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Can I take a picture of you...

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Dec 12
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Can I borrow your pics?

Cuz I‘d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Dec 06
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Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
👤︎ u/MakarovPsy4
📅︎ Nov 29
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Can I borrow your Pics

Coz I wanna show santa what I want for this Christmas
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Dec 03
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Santa and Me are alike

We both can come down your chimney and deliver our holiday loads
👤︎ u/EdgelordFackoff
📅︎ Dec 25
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It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.
👤︎ u/Northern_Cracker
📅︎ Nov 01
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Can I take your picture?

Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"
👤︎ u/Soultaker47
📅︎ Aug 28
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Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year
👤︎ u/sharique16
📅︎ Jul 03
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Hey can I have a picture of you?

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
👤︎ u/RyRyGuy104
📅︎ Jul 12
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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.
👤︎ u/AjeyKoushik
📅︎ Nov 07
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Come sit on Santa's lap...

And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.
👤︎ u/musichatesyouall
📅︎ Dec 05
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Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...
👤︎ u/SpotlessMindWitch
📅︎ Aug 09
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Christmas pick up line

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready Instead of sitting on santa’s lap you can sit on my face and receive everything you’ve ever wanted
👤︎ u/cwall1421
📅︎ Dec 23
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Can I take a picture of you?

It's so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/tomn456
📅︎ Nov 25
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Can I have you're photo?

.... So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Reinhardass
📅︎ Nov 03
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
👤︎ u/brycep98
📅︎ Dec 18
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