Book Pick up lines

The best Book pick up lines

I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/walkc01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matt_kann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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You remind me of an overdue library book

*Cause you got Fine written all over you.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Is there a chance you're a library book?

Because I keep wanting to check you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shepwrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better Edit: Thank you for my first reddit awards =))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alkedi44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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I’m writing a book and I want to add you in it.

It’s my autobiography.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Hey aren't you the girl from that one book?!

Girl "what book?" Guy "The dictionary right underneath perfect!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sneekysquirtle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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i’m writing a book and I was wondering if you wanted to be in it?

it’s my autobiography.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Are you my amazon delivery for the book of satan?

Because you're the whole god damned package
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blipblipblimp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superlockien_127563
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Are you a library book?

Because I’m ready to take care of you for only a month before you go back to where you belong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lauramble247
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superlockien_127563
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Are you a colouring book ?

Cz i really want to do you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reincarneme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Are you my favorite book?

Cause when I think about you I touch my shelf
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legit_karumoto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Girl you're like a book...

Cause I want to spread you open and get lost inside - Day 58
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thillyraccoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Are you from my chemistry book?

Cause I know U(uranium) and I(iodine) could bond!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Damn girl are you a maths text book?

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToeSuckerUncleFucker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dubsofinstasnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl, are you a math book

Cuz you’re full of fucking problems
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Straycat43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deborker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Are you a library book?

Cuz I'd like to check you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_k_s_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are you a library book?

Cause I wanna sneak you into my room..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CageFreeBlader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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You are the human equivalent of a page in a book

Too bad I dont know your number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blubbering_Bolshevik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Are you a library book?

’Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Are you a library book?

Cos I’d like to check you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nikenotnikey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Hey girl, are you a math book?

Cuz you got a lot of problems
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobthebiscuit127
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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They say don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Well I’d like to find out first hand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Are you a book at the library?

Coz I am checking you out..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/artrandenthi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Hey I was reading the Bible the other day...

I got to the Book of Numbers and realised that yours Was missing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Ok guys time to shine!!

There's this girl who keep saying that she knows every pick up line in the book, I couldn't believe her at first but then I started trying and she got me every time! So now I need you to help me find the best pick up line that there's no way she would know!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Beaver-King
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Need some lines for my lonely friend

A friend of my who hasn't been, let's say, very successful with girls turns 18 next month. As part of our 'get a girlfriend starter pack' we want to give him a custom made book with some very fun, good and really bad pickuplines. We've already collected some nice ones but are still hungry for more. Hope you guys can help! Any other gift ideas for this 'forever alone friend' are welcome as well! πŸ™πŸ½
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeedFoodToLive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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So I was reading Genesis earlier....

and since that's the book of beginnings. I was hoping this is the beginning of a relationship.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Master167
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Pickup lines, One and All

Funny pickup lines, Stories of ones used on you (or you have used), Anything else that is related to pickup lines. (please give credit where it is due!) Mine? I wish i had the map to your heart. (from a book of pickup lines)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingMelons
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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