Armadillo Pick up lines

The best Armadillo pick up lines

Are you a southern three-banded armadillo?

cus u look like an armadillo species found in parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay, and Bolivia, at elevations from sea level to 770 m (2,530 ft).
📅︎ Oct 08
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What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded?

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''
📅︎ Feb 20
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