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If covid doesn’t take you out...

can I?
📅︎ Feb 10
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If corona virus doesn’t take you out

Can I?
👤︎ u/batymankyle
📅︎ Jan 18
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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The size of the ship doesn’t matter. It’s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know it’s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
👤︎ u/esairoman00
📅︎ Oct 16
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The Clothes Store doesn't let me Try them on,

Can I try you on instead?
📅︎ Aug 20
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
📅︎ Nov 28
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Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up “best person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)
📅︎ Jun 17
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Something is wrong with my phone...

It doesn't have your number in it
📅︎ Jan 21
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If covid doesn't fuck you

maybe i could
👤︎ u/caleb-wylx
📅︎ May 27
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If corona doesn’t take you out...

Can I?
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey if corona doesn't take you out

I got a gun
📅︎ May 14
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If Corona doesn't take you out

Can I? 😆
👤︎ u/thrivehi5
📅︎ Mar 21
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If the corona virus doesn't take you out...

Can I?
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 13
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If the corona virus doesn’t take you out

May I?
👤︎ u/Camjdog1998
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey girl,There seems to be something missing here,

Wait, your mobile doesn’t have my number!
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)
📅︎ Dec 03
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If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out,

Can I?
👤︎ u/M3lbs
📅︎ Mar 12
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out...

Can I?!
👤︎ u/Fedwardd
📅︎ Mar 18
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Girl, if COVID-19 doesn’t take you out...

...can I?
👤︎ u/Papa_Rot-C
📅︎ Mar 27
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Something is wrong with my phone

It doesn't have your number in it
👤︎ u/iking_con
📅︎ Nov 27
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If the coronavirus doesn't take you out....

Can I?
👤︎ u/sidk25
📅︎ Mar 16
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If corona doesn’t take you out, can i?

😏
👤︎ u/freddylin52
📅︎ Mar 14
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner doesn’t scream when I stick my dick in it.
📅︎ Oct 16
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I may be failing basic math

but I know that you being this cute doesn't add up
📅︎ Jun 28
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
👤︎ u/whope71803
📅︎ Jun 28
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I need something shuttle

Something that doesn’t say hey I wanna smash or for people looking for a romantic relationship. Something that work good to get a girl interested and not in love with you. You know what I mean?
👤︎ u/Killer_Kale
📅︎ Oct 08
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People say the perfect girl doesn't exist...

But I'm staring right at her!
📅︎ Jul 17
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skinny dipping or regular

\- do you swim? if yes: skinny dipping or regular if skinny dipping: ... if regular: ... if she doesn't swim: .... so can you help me fill the dots?
📅︎ Sep 17
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I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Snoo_108
📅︎ Sep 17
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Well the best things in life are free...

Use this line if you find out a girl doesn't like being spoiled
📅︎ Sep 10
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There is something wrong with my phone...

it doesn’t have your number in it 😉
📅︎ Aug 06
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)
👤︎ u/allout_atl
📅︎ Apr 14
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Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesn’t work out you just find an even worse guy!
📅︎ Jun 28
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Roses are red, violets are blue

This doesn’t rhyme, but will you be mine?
📅︎ Apr 17
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I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up
👤︎ u/daqwails
📅︎ Mar 20
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Another one for when he/she has a partner

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
👤︎ u/yartonator
📅︎ Apr 27
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Oh you have a boyfriend? I have a pet cactus.

"why did you tell me that?" I was thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
👤︎ u/tanaman88
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey girl, are you friday 13th ?

Because half of the people are afraid of you and the other half doesn’t care about you
👤︎ u/Lupa710
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey somethings wrong with my phone

It doesn’t have your number on it
📅︎ Jan 28
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Well, this is interesting

Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet. Her: How so? Me: I'm saving U R A Q T for you. Her: Doesn't that make it 21 letters left? Me: I'm also saving the D for you.
👤︎ u/funnyape
📅︎ Feb 22
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Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)
👤︎ u/KeeperNog
📅︎ Nov 30
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There’s something wrong with your phone

It doesn’t have my number in it
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey girl, do u have a lighter? Doesn't matter, u already turn me on

Den u get sum
📅︎ Mar 30
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Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I think i have to write her so this doesn't get taken down
📅︎ Aug 28
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There is something wrong with my phone....

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Sep 25
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There is something wrong with my phone

You: “There’s something wrong with my phone” Her: “Really? What?” You: “It doesn’t have your number in it.”
👤︎ u/dekanmatic
📅︎ Apr 29
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iTunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
👤︎ u/Donsburt
📅︎ Aug 17
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Hey I am a gennie. I know a place.

The Light doesn't come under my lamp.
📅︎ Apr 03
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Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.
👤︎ u/Ridersof91
📅︎ Oct 05
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
📅︎ Jul 01
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
👤︎ u/RayAP19
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)
📅︎ Mar 08
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Top 3 Ways to Leverage Sexual Attraction Building In Daygame

Too many people focus on attraction building and not sexual attraction building. Then they complain about flakes. You're a man, she's a woman, communicate your intention directly and if she doesn't reciprocate then just move on to the next one who does.
👤︎ u/thedaygame
📅︎ Jan 25
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