Always Pick up lines

The best Always pick up lines

I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.

And you sure look like trouble
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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I always struggle with numbers

Maybe yours might help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/flyingwindows
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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Iโ€™m always on top of things!

Would you like to be one of them?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littlebizcocho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.

And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Beg1thot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imanweirdo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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Are you an Among Us public lobby?

Coz you're always a 10/10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fredeter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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๐Ÿฅบ"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"๐Ÿฅบ Always seems to work.

100% success rate
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MachoTimes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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You know, I always say "I do what I want"

As a matter of fact, I want you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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You make me feel like a leaf.

Because Iโ€™m always falling for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/saberboi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like Iโ€™m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesnโ€™t rub you off...rub off on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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Nice guys finish last

Because they always let you come first
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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My parents always told me to smash my goals

So can i smash them cheeks? ๐Ÿฅด
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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If your a candle wick and Iโ€™m the wax..

Then Iโ€™m always melting when Iโ€™m close but Iโ€™ll be there to hold you up when youโ€™re not feeling so hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/themightyturkey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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My keyboard must be trying to tell me something.

Because U and I are always together
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rota_MaxPower
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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You're like a camel traversing through a beautiful desert.

always thirsty as hell.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pandachi1445
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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If I were a household appliance Iโ€™d be a washing machine

Cuz then Iโ€™d always get your panties wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lapinkumbrella
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Hey there! You know you don't always have to DIY,

Give it a break, and let me do you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dreamertheysay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DaFuqk13
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/moron88
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Haha i dont think shouldve thought of this but whatevs lmao

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jackimate
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TFF_Torquejack
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs

Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B0rN__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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Are you a suicide, because youโ€™re always on my mind.

(Itโ€™s only a joke, I promise)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GGingerton3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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If I were a method, you must be my parameter!

because I will always need you...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jk1702
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve. -Sum1 from TikTok
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hahahadukeeen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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Was your voice always this sweet...

Or I really might have fallen for you - Day 84
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 30
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I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/locus0016
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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Hey girl are you a Report Button?

Because I always touch you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FintTheBoss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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I always spell "favourite" with a "U"

Because u are my favourite
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/A_fucking__user
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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roses are red violets are blue

if you were a train i always ride you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wolfsavioryt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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Are you the morning bus?

Cause i always miss you...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Akoskerekes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/offical_steady_life
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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With you I always put on glasses

Coz you make my day brighter
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/griefcase69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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Have you ever had your own personal plumber?

If not, Iโ€™m always willing to clean your pipes ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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Iโ€™m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SaviiOh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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โ€œIโ€™m bored. I have nothing to doโ€

Pick up lines come off best when you have good build ups. When she/he says something like this, build up for your climax like: โ€œYeah, since you are done with work why donโ€™t you work on some hobbiesโ€ โ€œ...โ€ after she/he says anything โ€œYou know youโ€™re also always welcome to do meโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ecolocomoco
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot. I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IAintGotBars
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Cause youโ€™re always trying to get in my pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/messicena10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Hey girl are you a bullet..

Cause you always in my head
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MisreableExchange
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Hey baby, are you todayโ€™s date

Because I always forget about you and youโ€™re completely irrelevant to my life right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c_h_a_mp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Roeses arent always red

Violets arent blue And I have a crush on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sloth025
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl, are you a song?

Because I always got you stuck in my head.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NateTheGamer274
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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girl you wanna know why they call me melody?

cos im always in your head
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

โ€ขDo u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future โ€ขAre you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS โ€ขAre you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/50centscumjar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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Hey girl, are you an uber?

Because you always drive everyone away
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NerdForPoetry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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You may not be a seat beat...

but I always feel safe with you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ”’
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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Do you have a sunburn..

or are you always this hot? ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Do you have a sunburn?

Or are you always this hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Memecjild
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/psychedelic_joe11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m a Christian.

I always say grace before eating girls out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/4_20mbi3_4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didnโ€™t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul Iโ€™d ask them if I could hit it. Theyโ€™d let me, Iโ€™d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the โ€œcan I hit your juulโ€ to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lizbradley33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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Hey baby, are you Danny Devito?

Because Itโ€™s Always Sunny when Iโ€™m with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Draugrheim
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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My dad always used to call me a pussy, but you know what they say.

You are what you eat...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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Hey are you the Coca-Cola of my life?

Coz you always 'open happiness'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SnooMacarons3759
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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My mom always told me to follow my dreams

So Iโ€™m going to follow you for the rest of the night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bobbyjones52
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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Hey Girl are you the Ac

Coz you always give me chills when around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/frostinsunlight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Are you terms and conditions?

Cause whatever you say iโ€™ll always agree with you..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zisx_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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I suck at reciting the alphabets

because i am always missing u :-(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bryancty
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Nice shoes, let's fuck

Always works
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jepa97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Hey girl, are you my carpet?

Because I will always get you wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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Are you a sucicide bomber?

Because your always blowing me up.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GalaxyFruity
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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My โ€œhere and nowโ€ is with you

Thatโ€™s exactly how I want my โ€œforever and alwaysโ€ to be, too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilstarlite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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Iโ€™ve always heard itโ€™s a good idea to have a prop when picking up women...

Thatโ€™s why my starter is โ€œhey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform?โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c9-meteor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LibertyState
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one ๐Ÿคซ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Do you wanna play I message games?

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dad_beats_me69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you stairs?

Because I always seem to fall for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Damn girl are you a train?

Because Iโ€™m always excited to see your caboose as you go bye
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/King_Parvin_2023
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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Do you know what dog shit and you have in common?

I always know when your around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Platypussys
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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+Hey girl. You really remind me of Meduza.

-Why that? +Because i always get hard when i see you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustBridging
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ElUranus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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Gurrrl, is you a Sisyphean task? Because I would

easily believe you always complain you're never finished.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/motogucci
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05
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Is your name Georgia?

Cause youโ€™re always on my mind.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/okyeahy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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are you out of things to do this quarantine?

because you could always do me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cookie_w
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muckrak3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, you remind me of this special little hill I always take my sled to

Cuz I always wind up going down on it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LilKuziVert
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Hey girl, can I see your baby picture?

I want to know if youโ€™ve always been this cute
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Black_Belt_Titan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 09
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