Attractive Pick up lines

The best Attractive pick up lines

The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BoomerWithAHardR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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I would be attractive

but my face.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Squiddy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OldieVonMoldy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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You know the difference between an attractive girl like you and a melon?

I don't mind getting your juices all over me - Day 79
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrunkCanadianGuy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says โ€œExcuse me can you help? Iโ€™m not very good at pick up limes.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/free-minds
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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I may not be the most attractive guy in this place

But Iโ€™m the only one talking to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/uexf106
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , youโ€™re โ€œsmokingโ€all by yourself. That cigarette isnโ€™t necessary!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/joconyc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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An oldy but one of my favorites!

I could sing my ABC's to you A because you're Attractive B because you're beautiful C because you're confident E because you're exciting G because you're great H because you're hot I because you're intelligent J because you're just perfect K because you're kind L because you're lovely M because I miss u when gone N because you're nice O because you're outstanding P because you're particular Q because you're a Queen R because you're ravishing S because you're stellar T because you're terrific U because you're unique V because you're vivacious W because you're wonderful X because you're xenodochial Y because you're yummy Z because you're zestful Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LDFamine
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hey baby are you an electron-proton pair?

Because you're attractive ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NerdForPoetry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

because dang boi you're pretty attractive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c_h_a_mp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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Damn girl are you a magnet

Because your mad attractive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zk1325
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Are you a giant magnet?

Cause you're so attractive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Did you swallow a magnet?

Cause youโ€™re attractive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Midofoot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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Are you Newtonโ€™s force of gravity

cause youโ€™re always attractive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/runinman2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said โ€œyouโ€™re as straight as a twigโ€ a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl โ€œis that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ figured it fit here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SND01X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Are you an earth magnet ?

Because youโ€™re rare and extremely attractive. Idk If itโ€™s been used but I just thought about it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UhOhIAteAbestos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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Girl are you a magnet?

Coz you're so attractive and like a compass, you make me lose direction
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Brayooh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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Do you have a magnet in your butt?

Because your ass is attractive.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ButtChugsForJesus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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