Attractive Pick up lines

The best Attractive pick up lines

The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you
👤︎ u/BoomerWithAHardR
📅︎ Jan 09
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I would be attractive

but my face.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
👤︎ u/OldieVonMoldy
📅︎ Aug 25
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You know the difference between an attractive girl like you and a melon?

I don't mind getting your juices all over me - Day 79
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 25
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From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic
👤︎ u/DrunkCanadianGuy
📅︎ Oct 20
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
👤︎ u/free-minds
📅︎ Jul 27
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I may not be the most attractive guy in this place

But I’m the only one talking to you.
👤︎ u/uexf106
📅︎ Jul 15
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A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!
👤︎ u/joconyc
📅︎ Jun 06
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An oldy but one of my favorites!

I could sing my ABC's to you A because you're Attractive B because you're beautiful C because you're confident E because you're exciting G because you're great H because you're hot I because you're intelligent J because you're just perfect K because you're kind L because you're lovely M because I miss u when gone N because you're nice O because you're outstanding P because you're particular Q because you're a Queen R because you're ravishing S because you're stellar T because you're terrific U because you're unique V because you're vivacious W because you're wonderful X because you're xenodochial Y because you're yummy Z because you're zestful Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.
👤︎ u/LDFamine
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey baby are you an electron-proton pair?

Because you're attractive ;)
👤︎ u/NerdForPoetry
📅︎ Jul 02
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Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

because dang boi you're pretty attractive
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Aug 09
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Damn girl are you a magnet

Because your mad attractive
👤︎ u/zk1325
📅︎ Jul 01
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Are you a giant magnet?

Cause you're so attractive
👤︎ u/Not_instant_ramen17
📅︎ May 21
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Did you swallow a magnet?

Cause you’re attractive
👤︎ u/Midofoot
📅︎ Jan 11
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Are you Newton’s force of gravity

cause you’re always attractive
👤︎ u/runinman2
📅︎ Jan 16
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” 😂 figured it fit here
👤︎ u/SND01X
📅︎ Oct 16
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Are you an earth magnet ?

Because you’re rare and extremely attractive. Idk If it’s been used but I just thought about it.
👤︎ u/UhOhIAteAbestos
📅︎ Oct 03
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
👤︎ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
📅︎ Jun 19
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Girl are you a magnet?

Coz you're so attractive and like a compass, you make me lose direction
👤︎ u/Brayooh
📅︎ Sep 25
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Do you have a magnet in your butt?

Because your ass is attractive.
👤︎ u/ButtChugsForJesus
📅︎ Nov 26
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