Department Pick up lines

The best Department pick up lines

I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
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📅︎ Feb 09
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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."
📅︎ Nov 15
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